Gellert Grindelwald

Dear Admiral, I wish to be sent back to my world.

People here are quick to threaten and attack but if I offer help of any form - and I have numerous times - they either reject it or ignore it. I understand about learning patience but they prefer others suffer prolonged illness or injury instead of taking some extra help? Isn't that just simple cruelty?

I am sure you can pick and choose what powers to return to me. If I could perform simple healing spells and make healing potions then I feel I could be of a great help to the overstressed infirmary staff. However, as they are all ignoring me - unless it is to insult or threaten - then I come directly to you, since I am currently wardenless.

If the answer is no then you, dear Admiral, are as cruel as the rest and do like to see people suffering here. That would not surprise many of us here.

So, I wish my basic healing powers returned or send me back to my home.

I completely understand that this is not an ultimatum considering you will likely say NO to both - but then they had better not expect any sympathy from me if they complain again that people are hurt and dying and they can't cope when it can be fixed more easily in the aftermath with a little magic.

With the prior knowledge and permission of my warden I am offering up my services as a wizard to all of you. I can perform many helpful charms - such as giving you pleasant dreams in your sleep or duplicate a treasured item or make you feel more cheerful or even making you more attractive. Most of these will wear off over a limited amount of time but there are many other possibilities.

So request away! If I cannot do it I will let you know. But you won't know unless you ask.

Also, some requests may require a potion instead of a charm which may take a little longer but I will endevour to fulfil any requests that are within my power.


[Inmate filter - set up with a minor curse that any inmate who reveals this part to any warden will end up with a nasty rash and much annoying itching for a day or two.]

I will also perform harmless pranks on your wardens or fellow inmates but I do not want it getting back to my warden that I am the source of that particular mischief as he has very little sense of humour.

And yes, I do mean relatively harmless tricks - for example I can confuse them for a day; change their appearance in various ways for a short time; make them uncomfortable - perhaps by feeling itchy, ticklish or having to dance. These are mere examples. Ask me and I'll tell you if it can be done.

Sorry, I won't magically rip out their intestines for you, even though I do know how.


[OOC Permissions/plotting post here.]