Not playing so nice any more

[wandthief]

I forgot how much fun taunting others could be. Being a tired, helpless old man is getting me nowhere in the sympathy stakes and I have no reason to pretend to be so understanding any longer. So I may as well be myself again.

Clearly I was correct in my beliefs that Muggles are far inferior to wizards. You cannot seem to do very much without magic - or not very efficiently, at least. If not for your own recent failings the ultimate proof is my current non-magical condition. So all I can do is pity you that you are stuck that way when I at some point will regain my true powers.

Any other demons or otherwise supernatural beings here... Don't try to defend them. You have power and they have not. I'm sure you've been glad of that at some time or other if you have not outright used that power against them.

Comments

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

You get down fucking here and say that. So I can shut you in a shipping container with one of those big fucks.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid we are not permitted to leave.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

You ought to be fucking sucking the Admiral's fucking cock for that one, mate, not taunting the rest of us.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

Didn't you know the Admiral is a lady?

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Then you can go fucking tend her lady garden. Way to miss my fucking point.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

Well, I did mean that we are not supposed to get down to you to help you out, even if we wanted to.

And you know there is really no need to be so constantly vulgar.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

And I meant you should be fucking glad he's stopped you. Fucking grateful. Not sitting there laughing at us.

It's how I fucking am. Deal with it.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

I was told just the other day how easy it was to get you angry...

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Mate, you think this is me angry? Fuck no.

Besides, you're being fucking insanely flippant and insulting about me and all my fucking buddies nearly getting eaten to fucking death out here. I think me, and everyone else, have a right to be fucking angry.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

At least two others have threatened me. I will be bet that none of you follow through once you have all been returned safe and sound to the Barge.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Mate, I haven't threatened you once. I've told you to go starve, but I wasn't serious.

I've got a job and a responsibility here, and I ain't throwing it away for an insensitive old man with as much tact as a shit covered brick.

I'll also fucking warn you that Parker keeps her fucking word. She's good like that. Let's hope your warden keeps you safe.

Oh. Wait. Well, that might be a difficulty. Oh dear.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

I would love to see her try to do something to me. With or without a warden.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

...I'm warning you now, mate, you really don't. She's not the sort of person you tempt fucking fate with.

Just how are you gonna stop someone like her beating you to shit?

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

How much damage is a Muggle like her with a foul mouth and a temper to match going to do? Kill me? If she wants to get herself sent to Zero, that's her problem.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

...not afraid of dying, are we? Because I'd call that a shit ton of damage.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

I've died here once before. Before that I taunted somebody to kill me - and they did. I'm not afraid of dying again.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

You're an idiot.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

I honestly do not care what you think of me.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Well, then it's fucking mutual, because I don't give a shit about you.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

You and everybody else here.

I was reckless in my youth - actually I was reckless later too. Fifty years in prison subdued that side of me but now I'm cured of my extra six months of good behaviour. Let's call it the shock of arriving at such a place as the Barge.

Now I feel like being reckless again. At least I had fun at the time - so I want to feel that way again. It's another kind of freedom. I am sorry others are suffering right now, but there is always suffering in the world. I cannot be sympathetic to all of them every second.

Especially when it is highly likely that nobody here will be suffering for very long and will only be complaining about boredom again by next week.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

I thought I told you.

I don't give a shit.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

You do not care. Can you say anything without a swear word?

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

That appropriately expressed my emotions on the subject.

So fuck you.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

And you are even less my type than that young wizard, so I must again decline.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, mate. I'll find another way to rip you a fucking new arsehole.