Not playing so nice any more

[wandthief]

I forgot how much fun taunting others could be. Being a tired, helpless old man is getting me nowhere in the sympathy stakes and I have no reason to pretend to be so understanding any longer. So I may as well be myself again.

Clearly I was correct in my beliefs that Muggles are far inferior to wizards. You cannot seem to do very much without magic - or not very efficiently, at least. If not for your own recent failings the ultimate proof is my current non-magical condition. So all I can do is pity you that you are stuck that way when I at some point will regain my true powers.

Any other demons or otherwise supernatural beings here... Don't try to defend them. You have power and they have not. I'm sure you've been glad of that at some time or other if you have not outright used that power against them.

Comments

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

And he's about as fucking bad at reading me as you.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

He shouldn't be, in his profession.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Oh, not that guy.

D'you really think a psychiatrist who doesn't believe any of us are real is really in a position to read any of us accurately?

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

How do you know he's wrong? His story is as plausible as anything else that goes on here. More so, in fact. Perhaps we are all insane and imagining things.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Because I know a fucking hallucination when I see one. And I've been home and back.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

You only think you have.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Shut the hell up, I've got fucking zombies to kill.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

They're probably only an illusion. How else do you explain people coming back to life time and time again? Even in the wizarding world that simply does not happen.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

...Nobody buys that bullshit.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

Are you so sure what you are experiencing is real?

voice

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

[all you get is a loud shotgun shot, and a soft, wet, splat.] fuck yes.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

Of course the insane never think that they are.