Not playing so nice any more

[wandthief]

I forgot how much fun taunting others could be. Being a tired, helpless old man is getting me nowhere in the sympathy stakes and I have no reason to pretend to be so understanding any longer. So I may as well be myself again.

Clearly I was correct in my beliefs that Muggles are far inferior to wizards. You cannot seem to do very much without magic - or not very efficiently, at least. If not for your own recent failings the ultimate proof is my current non-magical condition. So all I can do is pity you that you are stuck that way when I at some point will regain my true powers.

Any other demons or otherwise supernatural beings here... Don't try to defend them. You have power and they have not. I'm sure you've been glad of that at some time or other if you have not outright used that power against them.

Comments

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

If you lose your temper like that then you may not remain a warden for very long.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

... you call this me losing my fucking temper. Get some fucking perspective, you dick.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

I mean when you return if you do carry out your threats.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

...and you take an angry comment because I'm killing zombies right now as a threat.

I can actually fucking handle my temper, so fuck off.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

So I won't need to get a taste tester for poison once you are back in the kitchen?

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

I'd like you to try and find someone who's willing.

And if I'm gonna kill someone, it ain't gonna be by poison.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

Good to know. I can tell my friend not to worry then.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Fuck, mate, you've got a friend?

Poor bastard.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

Of sorts. He is the one who told me of your temper.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

And he's about as fucking bad at reading me as you.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

He shouldn't be, in his profession.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Oh, not that guy.

D'you really think a psychiatrist who doesn't believe any of us are real is really in a position to read any of us accurately?

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

How do you know he's wrong? His story is as plausible as anything else that goes on here. More so, in fact. Perhaps we are all insane and imagining things.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Because I know a fucking hallucination when I see one. And I've been home and back.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

You only think you have.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Shut the hell up, I've got fucking zombies to kill.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

They're probably only an illusion. How else do you explain people coming back to life time and time again? Even in the wizarding world that simply does not happen.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

...Nobody buys that bullshit.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

Are you so sure what you are experiencing is real?

voice

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

[all you get is a loud shotgun shot, and a soft, wet, splat.] fuck yes.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

Of course the insane never think that they are.