Not playing so nice any more

[wandthief]

I forgot how much fun taunting others could be. Being a tired, helpless old man is getting me nowhere in the sympathy stakes and I have no reason to pretend to be so understanding any longer. So I may as well be myself again.

Clearly I was correct in my beliefs that Muggles are far inferior to wizards. You cannot seem to do very much without magic - or not very efficiently, at least. If not for your own recent failings the ultimate proof is my current non-magical condition. So all I can do is pity you that you are stuck that way when I at some point will regain my true powers.

Any other demons or otherwise supernatural beings here... Don't try to defend them. You have power and they have not. I'm sure you've been glad of that at some time or other if you have not outright used that power against them.

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[yourunichase]

Shut the fuck up, old man. What were you pissed off that someone was fucking paying attention to something other than you for five fucking minutes?

You'd be fucking dead out here, and I'm sure some fucking zombie would have a really hard time digesting your fucking corpse.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

So, I should be dead anyway. Unfortunately I'd probably be returned here post haste instead of moving along to where I should rightly be.

The show of incompetance around here is indeed amusing, as is your vulgar tirade.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Oh, shut the fuck up. You'd be fucking dead, and only good for fucking pate.

Now, leave one of the normal-fucking-humans keeping me and my mates alive here alone, unless you find it fucking funny to taunt people who are fighting for their fucking lives from your fucking pedastal.

... and I'm fucking off.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

You certainly are... Very sad that your only real skill is knowing how to swear too much.

And yes, I have to admit I am finding it funny. The most amusement I've had in weeks.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

...Of course, because that's why I fucking cook your food, and that's why I'm fucking pumping bullets into the brain of any zombie which fucking comes near me.

You're an insensitive bastard. and some inmate'll take your head off one day.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

That already happened.

Mediocre food, at best.

I am merely telling the truth now that I don't have to cater to what my warden may read or hear about.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Then fucking starve. If that's the fucking truth, you don't deserve fucking redemption. We're trying not to die out here, you dick.

Yes, he can be very flippant

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

People do like to starve me.... Not much point in it here though.

You'll only come back, as would I, so look on the bright side. These things always turn back to normal eventually.

Billy's joining in, because you're mocking his team :c

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but we wouldn't have to look at your gross wrinkly face in the dinner line anymore. Net gain.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

Ah, but you would. Eventually.

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

You say that like we'd start feeding you again after the first time you starved to death.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

I'm only saying I will come back as is the nature of this place.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

We don't fucking know that'll actually fucking happen, you fucking cunt.

You go starve to death over and over again then. Because if you don't give a shit about our lives, give me one good reason we should give a shit about yours.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

I'm sure most don't.

What makes you think this port would be any different? Of course you'll all be restored to normal again once it's over.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

...You can never be fucking sure in a port. And what if we get fucking turned into fucking zombies.

I don't want to take my fucking chances and we're still suffering, you wanker.

[yourunichase]

I'll tell ya fucking what, I'll make sure to bring you back a nice fucking zombie so we can have it bite ya and we can keep your groaning bitch ass in your room.

Then you actually will have something to fucking complain about.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

Go ahead. It may be more interesting that way then being like you, a defenceless Muggle. You fear the zombies, even though they are little better than you.

Audio.

[yourunichase]

[Parker sound hissy and pissed off, and as she's speaking there is the sound of gunfire and the splatting sound of head shots.]

Look, keep your fucking bitching to yourself, old man. No one wants to fucking hear your shit. You fear someone not paying attention to your drama queen ass and let me tell ya what; I'm going to be giving it my full attention when I get back.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

I look forward to it, my dear.

[yourunichase]

Good.

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[sonotahunter.livejournal.com]

Well said, Miss Parker. I take it you've been cast out into the corpse-riddled wasteland as well.

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[yourunichase]

I have. We're at some fucking dockyard. You?

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[sonotahunter.livejournal.com]

Chicago, of all places. Woke up in the field museum in the company of a tyrannosaur's broken skull.

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[yourunichase]

Well, that's better than the docks. I bet you guys can at least have swords and shit. I'd never thought I'd be fucking happy for customs cops.

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[sonotahunter.livejournal.com]

Quite. We've armed ourselves from the remains of several exhibits, for the time being. I suppose you could avail yourself of any discarded boat hooks. Any sign of your supposed safe house?